Mike,
I enjoy your posts. Any chance you will be on America's Got Talent as
a comedian? You certainly make the BBS fun to read and enjoy :)
First, I did a file with ham radio humor, which you can get at
https://www.theweatherwonder.com/elk.htm -- now, unless you're a ham
radio operator, or have an electronics background, you likely won't
understand much of it...especially with "The Triple Play". This is where
I united Ham And Radio In Holy Telephony...then had The Honeymoon And
More, with their first night together, and the early years of the
harmonics (offspring)...then using The 12 Days Of Hamming (instead of Christmas), or Ham For The Holidays, I took 12 things from the hobby,
and expounded on them.
Here's a "Readers Digest" version of "The Triple Play"...
We understand that the reception was excellent, especially after I
said "I now pronounce you ham and radio...you may now kiss the mic"
(you hear "a packet burst", and it's "Yep, he's all over her". <G>
Information on The Honeymoon was provided by a trusted group of
Official Observers (so much for privacy and intimacy <G>).
"After turning down the lights, and putting on some soft JT-65 music,
ham and radio assumed positions of horizontal and vertical polarization,
as they got to intimately know each other. They wanted to zero beat
their frequencies, and he wanted to work up her sideband. But, they had
to be careful not to put the wedding gifts of the Morse Code keyers where they'd sleep, Otherwise, they would become infested with bed bugs, and
that would be a real pain in the brass".
Yes, I have too much time on my hands. <G>
As a side note, music is normally prohibited on ham radio, except when
used in transmission of the space shuttle broacasts, where NASA plays
music to awaken the astronauts...and prior approval of retransmission of
these has to be obtained from NASA. The digital mode of JT-65 sounds like
a flute, but it's a legal mode of communication.
My brother thought I was being vulgar, when I was telling this to a
couple's 14 year old daughter, and I said "it just shows where your mind
is. Had this been vulgar, the FCC would've been on me like flies on
manure".
There are also a bunch of other funny stories in there, as well as
several GIFs, JPGs, and PNGs.
And, to top it off, here's a joke about a couple of "a frisky couple",
both of who were ham radio operators. Years ago, when I was talking to
my wife's Mom on the phone, when I got to the punchline, my wife screamed
"Oh, No!!" at the dry pun humor...but my mother-in-law was laughing uncontrollably. Sadly, both of them are dead and gone now.
One evening, this ham radio operator husband (we refer to them as OM's
or "old men" or "old man"...the term for any male ham radio operator),
walked into the bedroom, where his wife (we refer to them as XYL, or
ex-young lady...the YL stands for young lady or girlfriend), was "really
in the mood". She is extremely amorous, hot, and horny...she wants it. <G>
She says "Beat Me!! Whip Me!!". Well, he didn't have anything handy, so
he goes out to their van, and removes the magmount antennas via the "quick disconnect" (anybody for a quickie?? <BG>). He takes them into the bedroom,
and they both strip butt naked, and begin to beat and thrash each other
with the antennas...until they're dripping in sweat, and have red welts all over their bodies.
Now, that is NOT my idea of a good time...but if that's what the couple wants, more power to them.
Well, a few days later, the pain is so bad, that they have to go to the Emergency Room. The doctors have them both strip butt naked, and ask them
if they got the welts from having sex. They tearfully confessed that they
did, and the doctor growls "I thought so. That's the worst case of van
aerial disease I've ever seen". <BG>
You probably told me about it and I added it myself. Anyway, thank you for being you.
I've slept since the first post. But, being me proves my authenticity. <G>
As a side node, on my electronic QSL (eQSL) card, if a fellow ham radio
perator
makes a contact with me, the autenticity of the contact is guaranteed.
Daryl, WX4QZ
... I have a rock garden. Last week, 3 of them died.
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